before i get into my bullshit about the 2003 music video for red hot chili peppers' single can't stop, a disclaimer: my childhood doesn't come with many positive experiences, but

before i get into my bullshit about the 2003 music video for red hot chili peppers' single can't stop, a disclaimer: my childhood doesn't come with many positive experiences, but one of the few was how my dad (unserious, cultured, immature king) would call me into the house from playing